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When determining whether something is or is not Yard Waste

June 8, 2010


Pony dead, originally uploaded by SmallAffair.

the object in question’s likeliness of becoming Yard Waste decreases in direct proportion to how much it is loved. Lost toys and (rabbits) scattered beyond should never be considered Yard Waste. Their absence could prove to be the confounding variable that sends the owner beyond the pale. Often, these magical artifacts are removed from the pale, which is certainly preferable to incineration. See also: velveteen rabbits, latency period.

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