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Yard Waste’s Revenge

November 23, 2010

It is possible for yard waste to foil the owner of said yard in which such waste exists. Rotten teddy bears found in sheds offer no explanation for weed eaters that have mysteriously vanished. The only known method of disposing of yard waste when rotten teddy bears are present is to employ yard-waste-eating goats. The presence of goats who eat yard waste is often more disturbing than the yard waste itself. The disappearance of a weed eater or other yard tool in no way implies that dragging yard waste or rotten teddy bears into one’s home is appropriate.


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